Feb 04 2007
Movie Characters Gone Wild
What is the world coming to when ‘Chewbacca’ gets arrested for head-butting a tour guide front of Grauman’s Chinese Theater? Read the article on MSNBC.
To make matters worse this heinous crime was witnessed by ‘Superman’ and several other movie characters. If Superman can’t protect us, how can we sleep at night? Apparently, this is not an isolated incident since the article also describes the recent arrests at the same location of Mr. Incredible, Elmo the Muppet and the dark-hooded character from the movie “Scream” for “aggressive begging.”
I guess we can soon expect to hear account of “Chuck E. Cheese,” hounding small children for slices of unfinished pizza. Or maybe “Ronald McDonald” will be picked up for assault (all redheads have tempers).
I can almost envision a treatment center being set up for these hollywood celebrities gone wrong. Hmmm… maybe they could put the ‘Ranger’ from ‘Yogi Bear’ in charge, with a little help from ‘Deputy Dog.’ I think I am going to rest uneasily for some time.
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